And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.