Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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