She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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