Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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