She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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