Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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