I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
