Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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