There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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