Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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