i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
