do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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