did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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