would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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