one might say we're banned from that church
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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