I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Randomize
