I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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