so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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