Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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