a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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