you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
