is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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