i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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