Porn is love you can see.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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