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hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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