There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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