I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
