Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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