your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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