Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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