From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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