Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.