Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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