i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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