I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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