I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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