i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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