I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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