if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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