Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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