HIV tests are more positive than that guy
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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