The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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