The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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