it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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