I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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