i just google imaged poop.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I fill condoms, not promises.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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