the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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