okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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