Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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