Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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