He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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