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Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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