that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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