garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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