he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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