she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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