I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Pants are for mortals
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Randomize
