we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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